Honka Honka

Greetings, intrepid readers. My other posts might approach something like "expounding" in their nature, but this is merely a welcome mat for an eventual house, built entirely out of Georgia font and pretentiousness. So put on your ironic squeaky shoes and join The Only Clown at the Funeral for a text-based adventure you'll cherish for the rest of your natural lives.

Cheers,

Austin